lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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