Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My dick has a subreddit
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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