Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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