Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just pee around me
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
