I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you had me at cake vodka
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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