uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I am available for nakedness
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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