I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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