just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.