I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.