I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
what if I'm pregnant?
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you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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