Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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