just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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