the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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