How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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