Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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