i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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