Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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