Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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