hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.