The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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