return my video game
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day