dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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