Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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