Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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