He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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