Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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