We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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