We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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