There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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