Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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