Pappa wants mamma naked
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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