I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
