Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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