It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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