Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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