I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize