ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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