i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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