I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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