love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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