So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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