Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He better not be in your backpack
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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