we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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