haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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