adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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