You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.