You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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