Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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