would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he was CRYING into my vagina
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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