we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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