But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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