Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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