Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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