he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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