it hurts more in the daytime
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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