I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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