All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think i have two assholes
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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