Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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