She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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