Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
