Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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